Speedy Boris

A great artist.

Van gogh was a Speedy Boris.

by Your mom December 5, 2003

Boris Xmas Party

A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.

Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.

by MathPlus December 18, 2021

Boris Johnson

A very sexy creature

Boris Johnson is so sexy- have you seen his gigantic abdominals?

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 27, 2021

Boris

Other word for Micheal, look up Micheal

Boris is such an Asshole

by The real master god 111 March 24, 2016

Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.

Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem

by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008

Boris

An idiot whos name should be banned. Boris sounds like an uguly name for a ugaly person.

Don't be a Boris
Ewwww its Boris

by yeetusbaggeettus October 20, 2019

Boris Johnson

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020