female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.
Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
by andybuchanan1 December 15, 2008
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Guatemalan Blumpkin

The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"
by Jarred Retro August 05, 2006
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Mobile Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Texas Blumpkin

A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.
Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.
by TexasRuby November 23, 2011
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Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).
by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009
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hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.
by BRATT February 10, 2007
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Toddy Blumpkin

Hey would your mom give me a Toddy Blumpkin? They taste oh so good!
by Toddy Blumpkin May 29, 2008
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