Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008
Get the female blumpkin mug.The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
Get the Guatemalan Blumpkin mug.The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Get the Pseudo-Blumpkin mug.The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.
Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin
by dupajuda October 15, 2009
Get the Upper Blumpkin mug.A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.
by blumpkinater February 20, 2011
Get the Turbo Blumpkin mug.While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
by BRATT December 14, 2008
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