female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.

Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.

by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008

Guatemalan Blumpkin

The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.

"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"

by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006

Mobile Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.

Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.

by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Upper Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.

Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin

by dupajuda October 15, 2009

Toddy Blumpkin

Blueberry Pancakes made for you by someone else's mom.

Hey would your mom give me a Toddy Blumpkin? They taste oh so good!

by Toddy Blumpkin May 29, 2008

Texas Blumpkin

A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.

Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.

by TexasRuby November 22, 2011

Turbo Blumpkin

A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.

Molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night.... it was awesome.

by blumpkinater February 20, 2011