Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
by andybuchanan1 December 15, 2008
The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 05, 2006
The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.
Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.
by TexasRuby November 23, 2011
by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009
While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
by BRATT February 10, 2007
by Toddy Blumpkin May 29, 2008