Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.

Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.

by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010

Blooming flower

Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.

She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower

by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010

cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.

Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.

by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004

Blooming

Jizzing/cumming on a prolapsed anus

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming

by Satch86 January 1, 2019

De-Booking

Taking a shit in a book, then slamming it shut, and placing it back where you found it. (Should be performed in a library)

I'm gonn' get ma de-booking on, and shit all over it

by bookshat May 24, 2011

Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)

Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".

by W.A.R November 19, 2007

Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003