BlitzBurger

One who is Horribly Skilled at All Video Games

damn blitzburger sucks

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

blithe

A fat person who looks like a piece of shit and wants to get anal raped by a cow.

"If I didn't know ur name was holga, I would think that u were blithe ur fat bastard!!"

by ilove anal sex December 29, 2007

NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006

anti-blitz

DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.

like holy shit who farted (saftey ANTI -BLITZ)EEWW U FAGGOT

by Matt AND MAX April 16, 2005

Gwano Blitz

Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.

Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.

by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006

Blithbury

A look someone gives you that indicates he's much too drunk to have understood anything you've said to him in the last twenty
minutes.

Gryphon was giving me a blithbury.

by Vincent Vega January 2, 2004

blitchy

A mangled contraction of flirty and bitchy

He is soooo blitchy. Hot :)

by Pooter_101 November 16, 2011