wall bling

The fancy wall décor one receives after completing college, being inducted into greek fraternities/sororities/societies, or garnering an award for some academic achievement. Also, a convenient way to annoy bosses with less education than you by making them feel inferior each time they enter your office.
Co-worker 1: Hey, check out my wall bling. It has scrollwork!

Co-worker 2: Dude, that is sweet. My wall bling’s embossed.

Boss *looking into office*: And you two are??

Co-worker 1: Discussing the coefficient matrix of procedure 324.16A and how it relates to the efficiency of extradition with regards to our overseas competitors and the fabrication of onerous equivalents.

Co-worker 2: Exactly. We think it may be advantageous to consider the premature loading of toroidal olykoeks and perhaps finish it with a decocotion of aromatics.

Boss *looking bewildered*: Ahem, carry on.
by Jodphurs February 11, 2009
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article bling

A citation or link to an article in a social forum used to advertise social, cultural or intellectual capital.
"I like how you prefaced that cool article bling with a teaser citation."

"Nice article bling bootie."
by shadyladyk February 11, 2010
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Triple Bling

A term for having/using 3 weapon attachments in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
"Hey dude wouldn't extended mags, silencer and FMJ be awesome on the same gun?" "Yeah but you'd need triple bling."
by XL Ling March 29, 2010
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ming-bling

when bling goes wrong.

overboard, tacky bling.
ewww, that stuff is ming-bling!
by Caff January 29, 2005
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Blinge

The chav/Essex version of vajazzle (to give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance), combining both bling & minge.
Why Tracy, what a delightfully blinged gash you have!
by F4TCH1MP November 1, 2010
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Hotline Bling

Hotline Bling is a song by Drake, but secretly Drake is actually Curley from 'Of Mice & Men' possessing the inside of Drake's body. Curley, inside the body of Drake, expresses his deep emotion towards his wife, better known to us as, Curley's wife.
"Started wearing less and going out more" Is a line sang by Curley. NOT BY DRAKE, IT IS CURLEY IN DRAKE'S BODY. This line gives us special insights into the novel, which Steinbeck does not tell us. Curley's wife left the ranch to go meet Lennie in the brush every night. This explains how she went out more and contrasts perfectly with Hotline Bling. Curley's wife is Lennie's 'Hotline Bling.'
"YO GEORGE, WHERE'S LENNIE?"

"WITH HIS HOTLINE BLING"
by AnotherDayAnotherSlayxo March 22, 2016
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Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.
"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"
by Tony March 30, 2004
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