Bathroom Stalling

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."

by dumbwhiteguy July 23, 2015

mom bathroom

Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.

Overly Fat Cartman: "MOM BATHROOM! BATHROOM!!"

by Stealth Xykoliek October 9, 2006

bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

by Q Baby February 28, 2008

Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017

Beth

1) A song by KISS
2) An unbelievably awesome girl, always happy and laughing. Despite this she can also be serious when you need her to be and will always be there.
3) A compliment

"have you heard that song, 'Beth'?"

"DUDE, Have you seen my beth?" "Yeah, she's over there being awesome, laughing and making the world a better place."

"Wow, you are such a Beth!"

by HeyyMrTambourineMan July 13, 2010

bathroom ninja

–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.

Manager: Did that gentleman buy anything?
Cashier: No, he was just a bathroom ninja.

by lookslikelolita September 25, 2008