Cummy Bears

The art of ejaculating on a bunch of gummy bears, putting them in tupper ware and gifting them to someone

Guy 1: Hey man we gotta go do Beckys birthday we're aldready late!
Guy 2: Hold on a second, my cummy bears arent ready.
Guy 1: Alright, I think we can wait 30 seconds.

by n1qq4s April 21, 2017

Zack Beardsal

A person known for selling fake GUCCI belts outside Lidls.

Oi Zack Beardsal hit me up with some Gucci .

by Shwjhwhehe September 30, 2018

Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.

“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!

by Townsy October 14, 2021

Making Bears

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022

Charmin Bears

A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.

Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears

Someone else: nice

by CharminBearHater#1 March 18, 2023

Raining Polar Bears

It's the same as "raining cats and dogs" but in the winter.

Better stay inside, it's raining polar bears.

by kistnus May 4, 2014

bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019