beanis

A philosophy that one cannot truly comprehend unless they follow the ways of the Beanis.

Bro, what do you mean you have a large beanis?
Bro, the beanis is a way of life, always follow the beanis and ensure you take care of it and it will become your most important asset.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanis

The Beanis is a philosophy, very difficult to understand to the simple person. But once attained allows you to achieve maximum satisfaction and freedom in your life.

Bro, how’s your Beanis?

My Beanis has been expanding since I was a yute. The power of the beanis is unmatched and I will always follow the ways of the beanis.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024

Beanie language

Speaking in the voice of this one video with the macaroni and beeaaaannnnsssss

Person 1: *speaks beanie language*
Person 2: You saw the video too, didn't you?
Person 1: The one where they go ''macaroni with the BBEEEEAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS''? Yes. Yes I did.

by DelShadow1995 July 7, 2022

Beanie

A kinkster that is primarily a puppy player but has slave tendencies, beanie has severe emotional damage as well as lots of mental issues.

Beanie loves to be a good boy for his owner.

by Gr@ce June 28, 2022

Beanies

A girlfriend/link. Boys who think they’re on road use this a lot. Basically means a girlfriend or like females that like you.

“I really need some beanies to come and link me fam.”

by ilovemymans August 8, 2022

No Beanie

You got a boner/you're horny

"I haven't gotten any in a while" "Ayyyyyy no beanie bro"
shit bro you look great, no beanie tho for sure
mmmm fr fr ngl no beanie bro. no cap

by frfrgenxnocap August 15, 2022