by Taïcia February 26, 2022

Where you get pissed at 1am and walk into the house and eat beans on toast with ya dad, while your mum takes a photo and posts it on Instagram.
by BigmouthA December 30, 2018

by Chrizy1 February 08, 2022

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.
(Guys are arguing over sumthing)
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

by zman22366 February 11, 2022

person1: Hey babe want a beanie-Weenie
person2: A want!?
person1: you know hot dogs mixed with beans we can also add some cheese as well.
person2: Oh. sure!
person2: A want!?
person1: you know hot dogs mixed with beans we can also add some cheese as well.
person2: Oh. sure!
by The Future Man June 12, 2020

A Beanie. A women of questionable sexuality; with a voice deeper than Morgan Freeman, usually of Asian or Thail appearance and with a huge schlong.
"Hey Macca, you get lucky last night? Yeah bro, got fucked by a beanie; he came in me, I came on the floor"
by AzzMann August 31, 2018
