Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

basket belly

from the salad fingres ep. 5 "picnic" when salad fingres is on the phone with the operator. mary mandolin tells him to stop scratching it.

salad fingres: STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BASKET BELLY..... said mary mandolin

by p-crisp December 23, 2004

Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry.

Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Shit Basket

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.

Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!

by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005

Market Basket

A supermarket in Southern New Hampshire and Northeastern Massachusetts. It was started by the Demoulas family somewhere in the Lowell area and is also called Demoulas sometimes, even though only one in Salem, New Hampshire is actualy has a Demoulas sign.

I am there about twice a week.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005

basket case

one who is crazy, well i'll let the lyrics of the Green Day song say it for you.

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.

I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 7, 2004

weave your basket

to braid or style ones pubic hair

Evan: dude did you weave your basket?
Ian: totally dude i got that shit dreamweaved...its the ONLY way to get the ladies!

by Skaven Walters March 21, 2007