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Southern Baptist

A religeous denomination charicterized by rthe the phenomenom that once 32 of them are in the same place, they have a full set of teeth
by Federal Q2 March 5, 2004
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Westboro Baptist Church

A far-right fundamentalist christian church in Topeka, Kansas headed by Fred Phelps. Think Pat Robertson cranked up to 11. They are notorious for the "God Hates Fags" campgain. To show their message, they select funerals of US troops who died in Iraq to picket, saying that these kids got killed as punishment for America's failure to persecute homosexuals. They first made the headlines when they went to the funeral of hate-crime victim Matthew Sheppard with signs saying "Matt In Hell" and other messages. If there's ever a disaster in the world, you can bet your ass that they will have something to say. Whenever they demonstrate, little kids as young as 6 can be seen brought along to hold signs by their parents.
After the asian tsunami the statement was that it was a "blessing from God." Somehow the idea was worked in that it was set up at a time that it would kill alot of Swedish tourists, because apparently Rev. Phelps has something against Scandinavia.
During the disastrous 2005 hurricane season, the church celebrated with signs like "Kudos Katrina" "Welcome Wilma" "Bring it on Beta" etc.
Also, the US casualties of the war on terror? The 3000 victims of the september 11 terrorist attacks? Martin Luther King and Corretta Scott King? The 14 guys who died in that coal mine? Every last Catholic on Earth? Reggie White? The Pope? Mr. Rogers? Yup, they're all in/going to Hell.
Oh, here's a fact! Phelps' 200 church members may only marry within the church. The catch is, it's made up entirely of relatives of either Fred or his wife. Hey, there's more than one way to keep the gene pool chlorinated.
Remember, kids, who would Jesus hate?
A few messages from our friends at the Westboro Baptist Church!
"Matt In Hell"
"God Hates Fags"
"No Tears For Queers"
"Fags Die, God Laughs"
"FDNY In Hell"
"America Is Doomed"
"Thank God For Dead Troops"
"God Sent The IED"
"Fag Soldier In Hell"
"God Blew Up the Troops"
"Dyke Sows Wedd Here"
"Fag Priests And Dyke Nuns"
"Thank God For 9/11"

Hey Fred, thanks for giving all normal Christians a bad name."
by Jonzo the Weasel August 2, 2006
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Batul

Let me tell this honestly.Batuls are always fat snowflakes who cry about everything.they also lie about everything,from having their period to buying gucci.They are obsessed with bra's and men underwear.They are mostly gay/lesbian.They are non religious and pretty dumb.They are mostly indian.

Never befriend a batul
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"Batul Rizky woody thawasa Gota Howus Smith AJay Ibraheam Ifaadi is gay and kissed a girl"
by AFatSnowflake May 28, 2022
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Arabian Baptism

One who gets soaked with some sort of oil, mostly motor oil and hydraulic oil.
Today at work I received an Arabian Baptism when a hydraulic line broke. It covered me in oil.
by Ghost66 April 2, 2010
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Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.
by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010
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Calvary Baptist High School

The most retarded school ever, full of bitches, snobs, and jerks who are spoiled rotten! The teachers and all the staff are full of it and suck at their job! Its the kinda of place where the kids on my super sweet 16 go to school.
O my gosh! she goes to Calvary Baptist High School what a loser!
by Killmel8rplz August 26, 2009
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Bartu

An insecure short boy that can't take insults and tries his chance with every girl out there. He might seem like a good friend but he'll ask you out when you least expect it. However, he always gets rejected because he puts the milk first while making a cereal.
Bartu should stop hanging with her. They will never be anything more than Bros
by Kerke June 10, 2020
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