Me: Just driving around
Agatha baker: HI SOMETHING HAS COME UP MEET ME AT THE DIAMOND CASINO
Me: *Instantly kills myself*
Agatha baker: HI SOMETHING HAS COME UP MEET ME AT THE DIAMOND CASINO
Me: *Instantly kills myself*
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I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited
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Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.
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Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
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cindy lou: he must be a master baker
bob: masturbater?
cindy lou: no, a master baker
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cindy lou: he must be a master baker
bob: masturbater?
cindy lou: no, a master baker
llama: baaa!!!
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