guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.
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or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
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This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.
by T-Roy October 10, 2005
Get the Tend To The Axe Wound mug.Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
Get the infected axe wound mug.Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.
Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006
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