Athelda

A very smart, confident, beautiful woman who has the best of everything inside her that the opposite sex yearns for. She can be very serious when the she needs to be, or she can let her hair down and be the life of the party. She can be a lady outside and a tiger behind closed doors (if you are one of the lucky few). She is talented, funny, loving, kind, gracious and patient. She is forever devoted to her true love. She will be a loyal lover and a trustworthy friend that will always have your back; however, do not get on her bad side because although she is forgiving, she does not forget. A genuine one of a kind woman.

why can't I find an athelda?

by specialone February 5, 2010

Athena

Athena is one of the most loveable, beatiful person of this whole entire planet and she will make u smile anytime you see her. She is one of the best things you can have in your life and if not one of them she is the best thing on this whole planet. She is so fricking cool and she is bad at brawlhalla but it's okay because she's getting better. She has the most adorable smile in this planet that will make you want to scream of happiness- Doey

Athena is fricking cool

by Athena is cool June 28, 2019

religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.

Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"

by Timstuff October 24, 2007

Atherholt

The best family on the planet, often described as being "awesome" or "fantastical"

Guy 1: "Dude, he's so fly!"

Guy 2: "Duh, hes an Atherholt"

by korrosiv January 28, 2009

Atheii

A term used by uneducated devout theists to call a bunch of evil atheists because it just sounds so much evil-er. In a twist of cruel irony, the term has been more frequently used by atheists to make fun of the said devout bunch of anti-intellectuals or to have a laugh at their expense by testing Poe's law.

Dear blessed Mary, the atheii are storming the village! Martha, hide the kids and get me my twelve inch crucifix.

by James Bond. James... Bond February 15, 2010

wedding atheist

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.

Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist

by Bodyscanner October 15, 2010

Curse of Athena

The deceptive effect where a girl looks good from far away and then you get closer and it turns out she does not. Derived from Athens, GA where the curse is particularly abundant.

Me: Man that girl is hot.
Brad: Yeah. Lets see what she is doing later.
Me: Ummm lets not. It seems that the curse of athena has struck again.

by shmatt2 October 20, 2010