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Assamee

Someone whose achieved perfection in every realm of human endeavour. Whether it may be intellect, fitness or dick size. This man has it all.
Assamee is goated
by _God Amongst Men_ December 11, 2023
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assum

*ignored the whole day
hey you mad at me assum?”
by pussyeater27 December 11, 2023
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Assumptionable

When someone or something is easy to assume things about.
"Don't assume things about me!"
"I can't help it you're so assumptionable"
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Alsume Effect

The phenomenon in which a community around any given piece of media goes mad with shitposting after a long drout of any new content from the media. (At least any GOOD content) This process can be spontaneous or gradual.

Named after a reddit post on the Batman Arkham subreddit which kicked off it's now famous descent into insanity.
"The Alsume Effect hit the Team Fortress 2 community hard."
by Bob_Wire February 9, 2025
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Assumptions

It's not an assumption.
Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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Assymetry

A relationship where members have vastly different body counts.

e.g. G has slept with 3 people, J has slept with 32 people.
I really want to date them, but I'm worried that the assymetry would put them off.
by 61i724 March 12, 2025
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assumption = bad gumption

Never judge a book by it's cover (first appearances) because assumption = bad gumption. You now have two idioms for the price of one.
Never judge a book by it's cover (first appearances) because assumption = bad gumption. You now have two idioms for the price of one.
by Hook Beak _66 February 7, 2026
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