Ash Dina

A fabulously powerful super hero. She is often spotted eating children. But don't be fooled! She is good to most people. Her nemisies include choder and Dr. Diet.

Ash Dina ate my dinner, but its ok, I'm honored!
or
We made a giant chocolate pancake and named it Ash Dina! It had a consistancy of play-dough.

Ash Dina by eat my pancakes August 3, 2010

Ash magnet 

(n) A person who attracts potheads/smokers. In a social scene, it can refer to the person that lights everyone else up and turns up too hard every time. They often are too smacked to remember anything the next day, but knows their night was lit.

"Do you know Cole? He's such a fuckin' ash magnet."
"Word bruh, those thots literally swarm him for his bogies"

Ash magnet by yung_omlet February 7, 2015

Ash Road 

An area of Headingley, Leeds that is very poor and revolves around gang violence, sex and drug dealing. Local gangster "Killer" is renowned in the area for setting up a vigilante operation for which he is paid with milk and prostitutes. Taxi drivers rarely venture far along Ash Road for fear of being pelted with eggs and excrement. A familiar sound is single shotgun blasts and the crying of small children. Populated mainly by honkeys and turks although the areas token nigger is often seen trying to start his scooter. A notable resident is convicted kidnapper and possible rapist Reda Johnson.

That nigger from Ash Road who can't start his scooter

Ash Road by Giles Cokehead March 9, 2011

Ash mains 

Perhaps the most toxic tryhards in all of existence

they have no functioning head hitbox and are capable of having the hostage outside and secured and the entire enemy team aced in less than 4 seconds of the round starting and they tend to enjoy blasting running in the 90's into the microphone at max volume for maximum speed

(they also tend to be the Jager mains who can kill your whole team off of the spawn)

Ash mains :I AM SPEEEEEEEED!
rook: oh god oh fuck!

Ash mains by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018

Ash Williams 

the anti hero in the evil dead trilogy, made famous by Bruce Campbell. Based on a darkhorse comic. He uses a sawed off shotgun (his BOOMSTICK) and a chainsaw attached to his amputated hand to fight off "deadites", a reanimated corpse possessed by a corrupt soul, he is the ultimate badass and could kill anything that moves. He is a wise cracking womanizer with an arsenal of awesome one liners such as: groovy, give me some sugar baby, good or bad im the one with the gun, or HAIL TO THE KING BABY

are you with team edward or team jacob, IM WITH TEAM ASH WILLIAMS CAUSE HE COULD DESTROY BOTH OF THEM!

Ash Williams by hail2thaking May 15, 2010

Ash rush 

When some kid who thinks he is good at Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege rushes in with the best character Ash, BUT!!!!, just dies as he enters the building.

Kid 1|im going to ash rush| kid 2| no you always Di...., never mine you already did

Ash rush by VoidXinfinite July 25, 2018

Ash-stinence Wednesday 

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

Ash-stinence Wednesday by Holy G February 21, 2010