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Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.
Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!
by fway September 1, 2013
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Arab Shuffle

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!
by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014
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arab moolah

I was just in Dubia, and they got that arab moolah.
by Arab Moolah May 6, 2015
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Alabama Fire House

When you are having a sexual intercourse with your cousin and you light her vagina hair on fire and fuck her until it goes out.
Dude, when I came over we did the Alabama Fire house
by OG pegasus mane February 13, 2018
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Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.
Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.
by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018
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alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.
Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!
by CountAkintay November 4, 2018
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Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.
by bazerant December 30, 2018
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