Angry Oyster

In the process of DP (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman's vagina, the other, her anus. The 'Angry Oyster' occurs when the two men's scrotums slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster shells opening and closing quickly.

I don't care...just don't keep the Angry Oyster waiting!

by Garuman the Repugnant July 4, 2011

angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

angry aaron

When you are just about to finish, you headbutt the girl then cum all over her face

Last night i tried the angry aaron

by D-Boy Taylor January 21, 2009

angry tits

A woman with giant pancake nipples.

That broad had some angry tits! The nipples were big enough to be their own breasts.

by Alfred April 18, 2005

Angry Dolphin

The aformentioned angry dolphin is not correct. The true angry dolphin involves normal sex, as in where the "hrum" is in the "vageen" (according to Borat), and the man proceeds to pull out and insert into the woman's ass. Angered, the woman responds with the yelling of "Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!!!!" This is basically the sound a dolphin makes. Assuming the chic isnt into anal, she will emit this sound with much anger, but you'll probably do it anyway....because deep down she really wants it.

The dude wss giving intense doggie, and then tried to finish in her ass. She responded with the angry dolphin, but he did it anyway....that bitch.

by Guy La Douche November 29, 2006

Angry Birds

This is an incredibly addicting and annoying iPhone game. In the game, there is a slingshot used to launch birds at pigs. Really, there is no point to this game since it takes away from your social life and it annoys your girlfriends/boyfriends. It also can teach kids that it is OK to launch birds in slingshots. This is definitely not something we want.

a typical skype conversation between girlfriend/boyfriend

Kaelynn: "Ugh! What are you doing right now? I'm TRYING to talk!"

Christian: "Yeah, hold on just a second babe. I'm kinda busy right now."

Kaelynn: "Ugh, are you playing that stupid BIRD GAME again?!"

Christian: "Yeah, I"m playing Angry Birds. It's more interesting than you."

by kae!! July 1, 2011

angry penguin

A good revenge for the angry pirate
While a woman is performing oral sex on her partner, she stops midway and walks away, leaving her partner with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.

"Arr.. How do you like that you stupid angry penguin?"

by angrylawngnome October 13, 2006