Amish moonbutter

A sexual act when you piss into an Amish persons asshole

“I made some Amish moonbutter with her last night”

by Dustyc0wb0y May 19, 2023

Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 12, 2023

Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023

Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

by Chodletin May 27, 2009

Amish butter

The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.

"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."

by DunkinGas June 25, 2022

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 16, 2023

Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.

My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.

by PunkRockHR December 05, 2019