Alternate Universe

Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.

tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?

fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe

tom: No....fucking....way!

by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010

meat alternatives

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

by AYB May 4, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS)

The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.

At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".

by DemocracyLover4EVA January 8, 2019

alternate 0 1 6 5

¥
See ¥
Simmilar to $. Japanese yen. Also a great shout out while online gaming.

100,000¥ ($)
Yen.
That costs 10 alternate 0 1 6 5

by awiergan March 12, 2005

alternatively sexual

Sexual orientation other than heterosexual. Encompasses all other forms and combinations of sexual attraction Acknowledges that there is more than just LGBTQ.

I have lots of alternatively sexual friends. Some are gay but a few are pansexual.

by TurtleDawn December 18, 2012

Alternate drop

Alternate drop service is where two (or three) menu dishes are chosen by the hosts in advance. People are served each meal, alternatively I.e. Chicken, beef, chicken, beef etc. Generally diners are free to swap meals on their table if someone else is willing. Alternate drop is commonly used in Australia and New Zealand and it's quite popular at large events instead of buffet style or basic menu options for each guest. Vegetarian guests, or those with dietary needs usually receive a different meal.

The wedding catering is alternate drop, main course is either salmon or beef.

by JJAustralia September 14, 2016