Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019

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alcoholic drifting

Verb.

The action in which you move from location to location wile drinking (ie. Bar to bar or party to party)

Hey buddy what are you up to this weekend? Up for some alcoholic drifting, I heard of a bunch of sweet parties?

by sdab and sdck April 8, 2010

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TGIF Alcoholic

When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.

Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul

by Rice1303 September 10, 2016

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Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

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A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022

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