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Abraham Lincoln

A manuever to be pulled only by crafty veterans, you grab your self a nice and drunk warpig take her back to her place and wait till she passes out, this is where it gets tricky you then shave off her pubes jerk off all around her chin and jaw and place her pubes all in it the jizz. you then phantom back to your buddies house for a great story.
Dude this warpig was so drunk last nite I had to give her the old Abraham Lincoln
by BigBo16 December 26, 2007
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Abraham

The individual who starred on Pimp My Ride. He was in season one and did absolutely nothing. If he did anything, it was counterproductive to the building of the pimped out ride.
Dammit Abraham, we can't put a midget on the dash for good luck! Go sit down somewhere. Why are you still here? We fired you five episodes ago!

Quote from Abraham: "It's a Flintstone car" (Abraham referencing a car that had a hole in the base of the driver's side)

Why don't they lock him in the shed already?
by Ari Gaf December 31, 2005
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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".
by dickmonger March 19, 2009
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abrasive

quality found in the voice of NFL announcer, John Madden

see also annoying, aggrevating, and homicide-inducing
The high pitch of that fat fuck's abrasive voice makes me want to set myself on fire.
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
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JJ Abrams

A shortened nickname for Jeffrey James Abrams. Born in the year 1966, he is an America filmmaker, producer, actor, and composer, most popular in the science-fiction genre.
Boy, I sure hope JJ Abrams doesn't screw up the next Star Wars movie.
by backspaceenter67 September 3, 2013
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Abraham Blumpkin

Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.
SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN
by cheif stink-finger August 24, 2008
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abrasian

Abrasian: (Ab-ray-shun)An Abrasian is the amalgamation of the words 'A-British-Asian' used to describe the actions of a particular British subculture.

Abrasians can usually be found being given far too much money by their parents who are extremely gullible and believe that it is for books. Abrasians can be sighted in their natural habitat of the Club partying, talking about money, getting drunk and sleazy or alternatively, accompanying their straight-laced parents places, acting completely out of character, i.e.- like a human being.

Abrasians are not like Indians from India, nor are they like normal British Indian people. Indians are hardworking, generous smart people who think before they speak and are prepared to climb the ladder wherever society places them.
Abrasians believe they are entitled to EVERYTHING and work for nothing, letting their parents foot the bill. The most annoying thing about Abrasians is that as their parents won't let them fail at school, and pour tons of money into their educations, they are actually book smart and get good jobs. Don't worry though, they may get good jobs but they will never understand love or anything deeper than superficial conversation on arranged marriages and money.
Abrasian 1-'It's not my fault that stupid White guy outside Budgens is homeless, you get me! Why couldn't he have just gone to Uni like me, Bruv, got a degree in Medicine like the rest of my family and become a doctor? I mean its not like its hard. He could have even banged some gyals, you know? No Indian girls though. They know better than to speak to Gorras! You gets me Blad!!!!

Lamppost- (Is silent as is unable to speak)

Abrasian 1- (putting arm round shoulder of Lamppost) I love jamming with you bruv. You know, my dad can probably get you a job at his Practice if you want it, 30k a year...now where is that bottle of jack daniels!
by ajpanjo February 17, 2009
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