Accident

The act or option of shitting yourself.

"Oops..." said Johnny
"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."

by LTnewdle July 20, 2012

accidental enucleation

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.

Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

Accidental hero

Someone who does a great act of rescue seeking the act of bravery out.

Dan was an accidental hero when he encouraged me to pursue my dream.

Brian was an accidental hero when he unexpectedly acquired the job as firefighter.

Thank the great almighty for all the accidental heroes whose fruitful labors better society.

by Lisaishyp August 29, 2014

stiletto pocket accident

This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.

OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!

by xwabombwx June 6, 2009

accidentalism

Belief that whatever one does wrong is always an accident.

"I swear that I accidentally raped that girl. It was SO an accident!

by bojizzle May 21, 2004

Accidentorexia

The act of being so goddamn busy you can't consume the necessary nutrients required to sustain life.

"Wow, Sally's ribcage is protruding, what happened to her?"
"Accidentorexia"

by Ellikay48 October 7, 2007

U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.

Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then

by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010