an otto

when someone has a cock so unbelievably miniscule that it goes inward into the body.

"Damn have you seen his dick?"
"Yeah, it's an otto it looks like my vagina."

by Jim Bob Joe Smith III November 11, 2008

An Alexander Day

Referenced from the book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. It's when you have one of those days where you just feel like crap, and things keep getting worse.

1: "Man, my girl broke up with me, my car broke down, and now I'm walking in the rain."

2: "Sounds like you're having an alexander day dude."

by Lawlzolonius September 18, 2009

An Avis story

A story that has absolutely no substance, and consists of a re-telling of one or two boring events.

''I went to first stop the other day, and they'd ran out of salt and vinegar crisps, so I got pickled onion instead!'' - Everyone listening. *sigh* - what An Avis story.

by Langzz. December 9, 2010

an F

Refers to the "Press F to pay respects" and "Can I get an F in the chat" memes; people use an F to express sadness or condolences, usually in a sarcastic (but sometime serious,) way.
In this context, "an F" is a noun, used by people on the internet to Express sadness or disappointment/condolences.

Streamer: *dies*
Streamer: Can I get an F

by Ayenul November 12, 2019

An Elvis

An Elvis-when you strain so much to poo you almost give yourself a stroke.

I just had an Elvis.

by jimmyjp November 22, 2013

An Event

What your company's HR will call direct workers action, such as a strike, to avoid verbiage indicating fault or inciting further "events". A word so intentionally vague it can unironically be used to explain the happenings of varying amplitudes from a staged walkout to a mass shooting.

"Yesterday, our family here at insert company name, had An Event on the shipping floor from which several individuals will not be returning." -Linda, HR.

by bbsadboi May 22, 2020

An Act Of Class

Anything that is "Boss", "Dank", "Dope" or skillfully done.
Usually preformed by "The Classy Act", with some exceptions.

Also, Would Be A Freaking Wicked Awesome Band Name.

Reid is ballin, just being alive for him is an act of class.

An Act Of Class is a fuckin boss band name, like Bad Religion or Pennywise.

by Reid "The Classy Act" February 10, 2008