worst father

Troy Guild

Troy Guild is the worst father

by Thetruthforyall April 7, 2018

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016

Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community

chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022

Father-Zone

When a man gives a fatherly role and a woman falls in love but here rejected.

"Dude, I had to "Father-Zone" Samantha last night. It was brutal"

by Carl Bismarck September 27, 2021

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother

Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me

by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

father andy

A guy who acts really tough but he actually is a big softie. He is musical although he doesn't play an instrument. He also may think he has Tourette's but he just swears a lot.

Person1: Aw he's such a legend. But he swears a lot!

Person2: Yeah must be Father Andy!

by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014