Taco Hammer

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.
by Ryan Preston December 11, 2004
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mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.
Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.
by Frisco Pete October 11, 2007
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love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.
'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)
by daniduck January 28, 2015
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Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.
by john smoit March 29, 2011
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Turd Hammer

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!
by Charlie Donovan December 01, 2011
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Sam Hammer

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.
Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.
by SSlayer September 12, 2011
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donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.
Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.
by corsendonk September 17, 2009
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