King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
That King Douche Bag is such a douche.
by T-Bag King May 6, 2009
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closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
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vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
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Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.
Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!
by Streetwhiz April 20, 2009
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Bionic Douche Bag

An idiot with no emotion towards anyone as if they were a robot, thus making a BINOIC DOUCHEBAG.
by MILEYYYYY April 15, 2011
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Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009
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Douche Bag Appeal

(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people
Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.

Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008
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