Spiritual Bowel Syndrome

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

positive spiritual energy

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.

If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

spadt

Spadt-pronounced "SPADE" was originally named for a farm or garden tool.
It is German in origin and can also be linked with a strong minded person,compassionate and loyal.
When also combined with "Mel" the attributes are multiplied immensely.

That Mel Spadt is one of the best loyal friends a person could have!
He always goes out of his way to help people out!

by The Mel-man February 7, 2010

Spiffa

An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England

Are ye a spiffa?

by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020