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Get the Zooted off pringles mug.When you waited to do all of your coursework until the last minute and now you have to do a semesters worth of work in a few days and you start to feel high from doing so much work.
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Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted
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In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
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