by Solrac_Selidor October 9, 2019

by TheGadiGuy June 29, 2019

Patrick Mahomes is a zebra. The Zebra kid in my class is very smart. I want a zebra girlfriend. I work with two zebras.
by Gas Stove January 26, 2021

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

My girlfriend and i had the bucking zebra last night i was screwing her from behind and said i had aids. Held on for eight seconds
by Nameless ghoul85 June 9, 2017

"Hey I got a hooker coming tonight we gonna do a zebra, you wanna join?"
Kanye West - "Coke on her black skin made it stripe like a zebra"
Kanye West - "Coke on her black skin made it stripe like a zebra"
by rotroraggy March 23, 2023
