yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

yoinky sploinky

A slur

Bro don’t be a yoinky sploinky.

by Gayhomphope September 18, 2022

Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 22, 2023

Yoinky Sploinky

the Yoinky Sploinky is a term that describes pulling off a goofy dance move

"YOOOO he just hit the yoinky sploinky!!"

by Painbreak April 29, 2023

Yoink

Typical Lily sound.

Yoink, just a typical Lily sound.

by Behebej e May 7, 2023

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023