Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.

Alright my luvver hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus

Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.

by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025

Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

by Tattieheid January 5, 2023

Yer

Yer is the way Orlando says what’s up. If he says it, we all say it. Be more like Orlando. Say yer and be cool. Yer!

Hey man are you goin to that strip club tonight? Freind: yer man I’m going at 8

by Goodd August 5, 2023