Xander

a dark sense of humor coupled with witty remarks. L may be his favorite word. kind of an asshole, sweet and sincere when he needs to be. attractive but only when he tries to be. kind of a player. can never fix his hair.

friend: OUCH
Xander: dude what happened?
friend:i fell!
Xander: L

by Smyleisdumb November 29, 2022

xander

a fine mf🙏🏿

i love you xander. you mean the absolute world to me.

HEEEAD???

wow. xander is so fine. oh my god.

by do828272 December 6, 2022

Xaddex

Someone that Is the best human being to ever F***ing exist
Perfect in every way in spirit, shape and form. A Xaddex pulls all the girls and guys if he wants to.
Usually born early in the year. The Xaddex likes to get a headstart on life. they are kind, humble, flexy and very sexy. If you see one, make sure you say hello or else you might explode. You never know ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯

Girl 1:Hey is that a Xaddex?
Girl 2:Yeah I think it is.
Girl 1:Omg I have to say hi
*Walks over*
Girl 1:Hello
Xaddex:Hi
Girl 1 and girl 2:Omg he's so hot
Xaddex:bye
Girl 1 and girl 2:AAAAAAAAA

by Ranine February 2, 2023

Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.

Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."

by NotMe000 February 13, 2023

Xander Suedbeck's IQ

the IQ of Xander Suedbeck is 178

Xander Suedbeck's IQ is so high

by GoldenSword February 16, 2023

xander bierhaus

Hot and sexy individual who is really good at yoga and enjoys long walks on peoples daves

Xander bierhaus. Wow

Xander.

by Bigpehehe February 16, 2023

Xanderism

When someone so sexy spam reports your definitions on urbandictionary.

That guy was having Xanderism and started spam reporting!

by DhrubaO. March 9, 2023