Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”

Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”

by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021

boney woney

Large Boner

mommy, i have a boney woney >_< o/

by Bo Williams the Third May 6, 2022

Funkly Wonkly

Funky in a (very) positive way

Jenna: Hi Jack!
Jack: Hi Jenna! Your dress is looking very funkly wonkly

by Flareongx September 2, 2022

Stinky Winkey

Another name for pink eye or someone who smells bad. Usually used in a derogatory context.

Bro someone farted on my pillow last night, I woke up with Stinky Winkey.

by Somoki October 18, 2023

Sprinkey winkey

Unit of measurement: Four full handfuls of ingredients.

Kay’s Cooking: Mash and Cheese 15:26 “Sprinkey winkey, making up all of these new words, of cheese.”

by CrazyJoeP January 12, 2025

Willis wonker

Annoying person with a lot of attitude

Alex is such a Willis wonker today for no reason

by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025