The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Wobbly jobbly

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders

Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower

by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018

Wobble Dedobbledies

Pronounced - Wah-ble Dee-dob-bull-dees

The term for your legs when you've had too much to drink and can't stand up straight

Dude: How much did you drink? You're falling all over the place.

Dude 2: whatt're you talllkin' abbbouut?

Dude: You got a case of the Wobble Dedobbledies

by C Me Rollin' March 9, 2010

wobbly sabi

used as a synonym for wabi sabi

carson u have hella wobbly sabi!

by TangyAsshole58 December 4, 2025

wobbly bobly

the name of an adorable kitten who wabbles everytime he walks

aww look at wobbly bobly

by A'Maria Yorba January 24, 2017

Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.

Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time

by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021