He’s a sweet caring guy , and he appreciates girls , he doesn’t matter what size they are nor how they look , he’s really fun to talk to and you’d never get bored talking to him , he would definitely make a great boyfriend Or boy best friends and he would
Treat you like a queen no matter what !
Treat you like a queen no matter what !
by Lovers bestie May 28, 2020

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising
by Stunky punk November 23, 2021

Piper is a kind-ish person who is beautiful but doesn’t know it she loves animals she doesn’t make friends easy but when she does she is the kindest person who can make you feel better instantly
by Stitch and lelo August 12, 2018

Someone who can’t spell or type but probably made it out of special education. Way to go Piper, rock on. Make good choices always.
by Sparkly_Shart March 24, 2025

by crystallovespiper January 31, 2021

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2025
