You win 

A statement one would typically use when two or more are arguing and one of the combative no longer wants , or no longer has the energy, to fight. That combative would surrender by saying, "You win." It is usually used in a joking manner.

Person #1: In my opinion, LeBron is better than Jordan.
Person #2: NO NO NO, JORDAN WENT SIX AND O IN THE NBA FINALS, HE WON FIVE MVP , TEN SCORING TITLES, DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, SIX FINALS MVP, TEN ALL-NBA FIRST TEAMS, NINE ALL-NBA DEFENSIVE TEAMS, I DON'T KNOW WHY LEBRON FANBOYS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECOGNIZE WHO THE REAL GOAT IS...(goes on a 15 minute rant)
Person #1: OH MY GOD, YOU WIN, YOU WIN, I'M SORRY, DAMN, WHAT YOU WANT, A TROPHY!

You win by IdontknowwhatmynameIshoulduse April 12, 2021

I win 

A verbal game played by two or more people. When one person sees a very large person in public they quietly say to their friend "I win" without pointing out the subject. The other person casually looks around untill they discover the subject and then try to find a larger person. Game goes on indefinately.

Cindo says "I win"

Cindo's friend looks around and sees very large person eating super size meal and realizes the stakes are high. Then she spots a morbidly obese lady being pushed on a Home Depot cart by two scrawny teenagers and says to Cindo, "no, I win" When Cindo finally spots the subject she says "OMG Murial, that's too much, I hate you!"

I win by Murial September 1, 2008

Team Win Jealousy Syndrome

Also known as TWJS, this is a highly contagious, and life threatening condition effecting the mental state of those who become infected. The desire to be like Team Win becomes so strong that it becomes a second nature. Symptoms include lengthy non intimidating Facebook status comments, living on a rock, lanky chicken legs and orange hair.

There is Currently no known cure, But Team Win is working on it.

by stander: "woah, that kids messed up! eh!?"
by stander 2: "shh, dude, hes got Team Win Jealousy Syndrome..."
by stander 3: "thats rough man, thats rough"

Team Win Jealousy Syndrome by ACoupleOFWinners! January 21, 2010

Roll Up the Rim To Win 

1. Another term for wedgie, as in grabbing hold of the back of a person's underpants and yanking upwards until they scream.

2. Tim Horton's contest slogan.

Background: Canadian

I grabbed my roommate's underwear and yelled 'Rrrroll up the rrrrrrrim to win!' until he started screaming.

Roll Up the Rim To Win by Melissa June 9, 2004

i clearly win 

When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call.

"WoW, your terrible. I clearly win."

i clearly win by Jazzy fea August 23, 2005

Epic Win

The greatest possible way for man to succeed ay anything.

Contradictory to Epic Fail

Dude, Who is that Guy?

Hell if I know

What's his Score?

306 kills and 2 deaths

Epic Win

Epic Win by Honk Honk Blarg June 13, 2008

Playing to win 

The act of doing anything necessary to come out on top.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Jim slip that drunk chick a roofie?

Guy 2: Sure did. He'll be getting some tonight.

Guy 1: Dude... that's messed up.

Guy 2: No. That's playing to win.

Playing to win by A-Mac January 4, 2009