aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.

Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."

by Tophertalks November 17, 2021

brick on wheels

If they are named this, they are gay.

You are a brick on wheels.

by Dimond Picaxe February 1, 2019

wheel money

To give someone that sloppy-toppy

Can you give me that wheel money

by JackKenoff August 23, 2019

Snow wheeling

The act of going full yee yee in the white stuff banging gears and the sounds of rev limiter in the air

He is doing some epic snow wheeling

by Bambamshizzam December 25, 2020

dual wheeling

Actively wheeling two people at the same time.

"Dude, have you seen how much time Nick spends with Danielle and Sarah?"

"Yeah, he's totally dual wheeling them."

by Urbansaur February 7, 2017

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019