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western skillet

When you contract pink eye from a dirty testicle to the eye.
I got a western skillet when I agreed to a one night stand with Chris.
by Thatkyguy September 28, 2019
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Cornbread western

A modern Afrocentric take on the spaghetti western genre of films.
Have you seen “The Harder they Fall? ”I really love what they’re doing with these Afrocentric western films. We got the future locked down with Afro futurism, now we can take it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021
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Western Pennsylvania Curse

The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011
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Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"
"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."
by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025
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The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023
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Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024
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Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.
I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.
by Banana Cougs November 7, 2020
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