your shit's weak

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.

You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!

by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006

weak stroke game

When a mans stroke (penis penetration) is just weak and unsatisfactory. In his mind he believes he is the man and continuously asks "Who's pussy is it"... The woman or man will then reply "NOT yours boo" . The sex is worse than watching paint dry....

Girl I let him hit but he has a weak stroke game!

by TooHottyForYourBody November 29, 2013

Weak Like Milk

Weak like milk is a term derived from the popular internet meme of 2015, "he need some milk". This term however means the person is weak, definetly not strong, and needs to strengthen. This term is worse than calling an american a cunt or a pussy, as it refers to them being so weak, that they were birthed from a cows utter.

Cameron : Yo I heard roy lost an arm wrestly to STACY
Corbin : Yeah, hes weak like milk.

by Haardlyy February 1, 2019

Weak-Sauce

Jason Silverman's unfertile semen that he plants in every crackwhore he can find in conway, massachusetts. First used when he was raped by a 40 year old fat woman at the age of 7 and this woman never got pregnant like she wanted too.

Rob:"Damn yo....Jason just banged that whore from douche street"
other guy: " its ok though because jason has some weak-sauce...the best that shat can do is produce a retard baby that has only one arm but has 11 fingers on it and possibly another crazy fetus hanging off its ass"
Rob: "wow, ur right that is some weak-sauce"

by Rob Smith February 24, 2005

weak ass bitch

1. Little Lenny on the phone with Shauna. Syn: Lenny, Matt L, Little Matt, Flossy, Bitch.

2. Someone who has had their testicles removed, taken to South Carolina, and put in a drawer for safe keeping.

1. Is he still on the phone with her? What a weak ass bitch.

2. "Does Lenny need a cup?" "Nah man, he's a weak ass bitch"

by Notaweakassbitch March 22, 2009

team hella weak

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.

R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak

by Joree August 7, 2007

Weak ass nigga

Someone who doesn't know how to change a tire

That weak ass nigga Johnny had a mechanic called to change his tire.

by desipseudonym November 22, 2016