angry walrus

Irate Odobenus rosmarus.

Yo 'sup! Deny him his bivalve mollusks at your own risk, 'cuz dat muthafucka be one angry walrus! Werd.

by Truth2Power September 11, 2004

walrus ass

A huge ass that is hairy like a walrus' face.

Bitch! Don't touch me with your walrus ass! its nasty!!!

by LizzyBitch69 October 27, 2008

e-walks in on

When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.

After an unsuccessful night with the ladies, John Everyman is just about to release some pressure when his buddy e-walks in on him by sending an IM which forces John to type back one handed.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Push The Walrus

To exaggerate, to stretch the truth, to blow out of proportion.

"Gee you're pushing the walrus!"
"Push the walrus why don't you?"

by DoctorHello April 11, 2009

The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

by Davieee September 24, 2007

walksquare

comments/ actions from people who dont have an imagination/or too posh to
let their minds wander

-that comment was so walksquare

by Willly October 24, 2006

Walrusii

Plural form of walrus.

There are many fat walrusii on the beach.

by DavidC June 12, 2008