Wiggle Room

The time you allot yourself to do "important things" before meeting up with your girl.

Dude 1: How'd your date go last night?

Dude 2: I almost missed it, got caught up wiggle roomin'

Dude 1: You mean Jacking o....

Dude 2: Getting important stuff done, right o

by ILiCkPoStItNoTeS May 29, 2021

Wiggling

When one is unable to achieve an erection and can’t give even the slightest weinering. It is considered wiggling, which is defined as the continued act of mashing one’s article in order to stimulate the clitorus, thereby considered sexually competent enough to not be gay.

Last night, upon leaving the bar after last call with a 2/10, I couldn’t provide an adequate weinering, which subsequently led me to supplying her with a vigorous wiggling, therefore I nailed her. Not gay.

by eL_dao January 11, 2025

Diggle wiggle biggle

when there’s a huge problem you would say “oh diggle wiggle biggle!! this is INSANE!”

teacher: your failing my class
you: UGH what a diggle wiggle biggle! 🤬

by ooga booga ur mom March 20, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

alicia wiggle

" surprisingly chipper in the morning despite her uncanny disdain for hot bean water"

I hate mornings, I wish I could be more like alicia wiggle

by 9876501 June 13, 2018

swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils

Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle

by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018