Wifilter

The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.

My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.

by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022

wiffle

The sad, wandering companion formerly part of the name BiffleWiffle.

Sigils: Biffle has lost his wiffle.

by ShadeSlayer27 December 2, 2022

Wifi不破

The mispronounced saying of Hong Kong kung fu movies 唯快不破 (Wai Faai Bat Po) "Only Speed Is Unbreakable" which end up sounding like "The Wifi Is Unbreakable"

As Mike Tyson said in Ip Man 3: "Your wing chun is fast... Wifi不破."
(It sounded more like "Wifi Bat Paw")

The correct way to pronounce it is "waey fai bat po"

by 1m1m0 December 27, 2022

Wigify

An iconic slang word in gay culture. To ascend the realm of cunt. If you have wigified something you have literally brought it to the peak of serving cunt

Maura's dress was so amazing my pussy was stuning. Wigify this pussy mother!

by Laura Been Croft March 11, 2023

wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.

Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.

by Eascent September 29, 2023

Bitch-Wiff

When someone is being a bitch, you can smell the bitch radiating off them.

Jack: You smell what I smell??
Tom: Yea!!! I'm getting a real strong bitch-wiff from that girl with the attitude over there.

by thischick69 November 20, 2009

Shoe-Wiffer

A person that has uncontrollable indulges in smelling shoe's.

Who would of thought that he was a shoe-wiffer !

by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011