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weiner-sad

Adjective; the feeling of disappointment that follows a first encounter with the less-than-adequate genitalia of an otherwise datable male.
I thought there was relationship potential with Carl, but after consummation I realized why he "didn't want to rush into bed". Girlfriend, let me tell you-- I was weiner-sad for DAYS.
weiner-sad by Carlover2011 August 2, 2011

Weiner Step Brothers 

Two men who become step brothers after having anal sex with the same girl.
Bro we both explored the chocolate dungeon we're Weiner Step Brothers now!
Weiner Step Brothers by Luke2122 January 20, 2017

Weiner sniff 

This occurs when, for whatever reason, you are giving someone oral sex and you miss and go up there nose. Usually followed by a shlanoinker.
Yeah, my mouth raping turned into a weiner sniff. I still can't smell anything.

weiner salad 

A common nickname for Mills E. Godwin's own Jack Salidino. Known as a true weiner salad, Jack accels in all aspects of baseball, more specifically catching. He is a god walking among mere mortals, starting at catcher in JV as a freshman. Announcers got the nickname after adoring fans playing at the varsity level began chanting "JACK WEINER SALAD" at the sight of him.
"Now hitting, the catcher, number 7, Jack Weiner Salad"

"Hey did you see Weiner Salad? His cup got shattered by the pitching machine. Oh that Weiner Salad..."
weiner salad by Darklord664 July 30, 2008

Weiner Face 

Someone who constantly sucks cock, or eats weiners.
I turned on tv and I saw someone becoming a weiner face.
Weiner Face by Paul the Penis July 13, 2003

weiner theif

Of or pertaining to the famous celebrity Brittany Bump

To Tag up a random bridge with I love hotdogs written all over it.
Check out that broad over there! She's a weiner theif!
weiner theif by CWLos May 3, 2006