Adjective; the feeling of disappointment that follows a first encounter with the less-than-adequate genitalia of an otherwise datable male.
I thought there was relationship potential with Carl, but after consummation I realized why he "didn't want to rush into bed". Girlfriend, let me tell you-- I was weiner-sad for DAYS.
A common nickname for Mills E. Godwin's own Jack Salidino. Known as a true weiner salad, Jack accels in all aspects of baseball, more specifically catching. He is a god walking among mere mortals, starting at catcher in JV as a freshman. Announcers got the nickname after adoring fans playing at the varsity level began chanting "JACK WEINER SALAD" at the sight of him.
"Now hitting, the catcher, number 7, Jack Weiner Salad"
"Hey did you see Weiner Salad? His cup got shattered by the pitching machine. Oh that Weiner Salad..."