by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.
2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)
2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)
1) Going to get plastered?
2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here
1) Designated walker?
2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011
2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here
1) Designated walker?
2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011
by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
by *leah* July 27, 2006

Some strange ginger thing that hides in cupboards and comes out at night to steal food from your fridge. Maybe even make a piece of toast.
by Theanonymouskira November 30, 2009
