The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.
by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017
Get the Cuntface Von Clownstickmug. Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"
DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.
The group is based in the United States of America.
Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.
Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.
The group is based in the United States of America.
Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.
Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
by Contingency_Bravo May 27, 2020
Get the Die Neue Ordnung von Templermug. A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
Get the Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtnermug. The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
by Divorce Court November 9, 2024
Get the Von Schitzenpantsmug. by anonymous February 5, 2025
Get the mr vonmug. Baroness Von Bon Bon is the sixth boss in cuphead, She Has 5 Mini bosses in her castle which you need to beat 3 to get through, The first one is a gumball machine that spits gum balls out of his lid, The second one is a muffin that jumps around and leaves off water that spills around, Third being a waffle that flies around and eventually splits itself into Eight Pieces, Fourth being a jawbreaker that just follows you around,It also has a blue mini jawbreaker behind it, Fifth being a candy corn that goes in a pattern and spawns mini candy corns that are hard to go around, On your second mini boss little jellybeans spawn from the castle, On your third mini boss The main boss uses a shotgun and shoots puffs at you, on the final phase she will walk with the castle, and throw her head at you that follows you, and the castle will throw a wheel at you.
by Game Boss Reviewer March 27, 2022
Get the Baroness Von Bon Bonmug. The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
Get the King Vonmug.