When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.
The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.
by Torqued E September 2, 2013

I had a little bit too much to drink, vomited all over his rod, and then I fooled around with his vomit rod...
by glowsticks May 6, 2014

When you vomit a little bit in your mouth and swallow it like you swallow the fact you don't have a life whenever you see a picture of a featherless chicken.
by #imnotavirginihavenoideawhatyo January 18, 2019

The process of writing about someone or something in your blog that contains discreet information that you will regret writing later. Blog vomit usually occurs when you are extremely irate and are too upset to fully think grammatical errors through.
Rachel's Wordpress Blog Vomit: wtf i am sooooo8 pisssed off at lisa she had the nerv to kiss brian and i am the only one wh o nos about her herpes break ouy bt u think i would tell anyone????? NO!!!1
by Anonconman December 31, 2008

by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.
I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.
Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
by ZDC2 February 13, 2022

by Triple A&M February 27, 2011
