selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Shield volcano

As the name suggests, a shield volcano is broad and flat, like a shield. Made primarily of lava flows, shield volcanoes are less dangerous than the smaller stratovolcanoes. Examples include the Hawaiian islands, the base of Mount Etna (upon which several stratovolcanoes were built), Geldingadalir in Iceland, and Erta Ale in Ethiopia. Their lavas are generally fluid and runny, allowing them to spread farther from a vent than a stratovolcano’s lava would. As they travel farther from their source they eventually cool, forming a new layer to the shield volcano. Their slopes are weak, and thus prone to fissure eruptions, which send curtains of fire hundreds of feet into the air.

Kilauea is a shield volcano in the United States. Its broad surface features a long series of craters (aptly named the Chain of Craters) on its East Rift Zone, extending from the summit to the eastern tip of the Big Island. In May of 2018, a series of fissures emerged in the Leilani Estates, wiping out dozens of homes and creating massive lava flows.

by kteeartroyn November 8, 2021

Volcano Ice cream

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.

I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

Anal volcano

when you are fisting someone with diarhea. And you wait for all of the persons feces to build up, before removing your fist, and letting all the shit splurt everywhere.

Friend: Bro why is your shirt brown?

Me: yeah jesica wanted to try doing an Anal volcano.

by PEE POO PEE PEE March 16, 2020

volcano action

The art of spraying down a woman with ones semen, as defined by Kevin Hodge on Youtube

Kevin: Man, I pulled out and sprayed that slut down! I had some volcano action going on! I busted all kindzz of nuts!
Keith: Thats good man, that's real good

by Mack-Dog August 30, 2015