oral velvet 

The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.

Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?
Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!

oral velvet by markwill May 8, 2008

pink, velvet sausage wallet 

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

pink, velvet sausage wallet by Avery December 23, 2003

The Velvet Underground 

Do not listen to the lies one of the other commenters told you. yes, angus and malcolm young were in a band called the velvet underground, but it had no relation to the 60's punk band of the same name. though they are damn awesome

The Velvet Underground was endorsed by Andy Warhol

The Velvet Underground by sam December 9, 2004

Red velvet cookie 

A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon

Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?

Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho

Red velvet cookie by ImDyingBcOfTakis December 6, 2021

Pink velvet cake 

Slang for vagina

I could go for some pink velvet cake right now.

Pink velvet cake by Pvce July 23, 2012

Red Velvet Cake 

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"

Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar

Red Velvet Cake by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018

The velvet touch 

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.

The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....

The velvet touch by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006