Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome 

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.

I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome by Rpt93 November 28, 2012

shitty vagina

Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

shitty vagina by censae January 16, 2011

vagina power 

A phrase started by the infamous public access TV show host Alexyss K Tylor.
Vagina Power means to not let the pussy be offguard and let any penis go all up in your vagina. Vagina Power and Penis Power are always constantly in battle, but if women stand strong in Vagina Power the will win.

Stand in Vagina Power and manifest your destiny!

That girl has no Vagina Power, she lettin people play her outta her pussy!

vagina power by Horace Boonerstone September 25, 2007

big blubbering vagina 

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

big blubbering vagina by michael March 1, 2004

vagina berry 

When your wipe your vagina after urinating with soft toilet paper and it clings

Man that toilet paper was so soft it left a vagina berry

vagina berry by missynau July 31, 2011

Non-Euclidean Vagina 

A vagina so distorted from a good fucking that it no longer satisfies Euclid's parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric spaces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and Minkowskian geometries.

"Yeah bro, I wrecked that pussy so hard that for a given line L and a point A not on L, there was not exactly one line through A which did not intersect L."

"Nice dude, non-euclidean vaginas are clutch as hell."

Non-Euclidean Vagina by Erotic Cryptography October 18, 2011

MC Vagina 

Probably the funniest YouTube rapper out there. His beats are so awful you can't help but love them.
He obviously loves vagina and he raps about all the girls he fucks. (He wishes) He's a real 'bad ass.'
Watch his videos- you won't be disappointed
His two main videos 'Show Me Your Genitals' and 'I Kill People' will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

MC Vagina:

"I wanna see your bum, I don't care what they say,
no I don't have feelings cause' feelings are gay.
Something, something in the month of May.
Bitches love my penis cause' it's really big."

"Guns don't kill people- Nuh uh. I kill people.. With guns. Pow."

MC Vagina by Hanzor July 6, 2009