Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

Ultimate Manliness

Someone whose manliness is of a considerably vast level of superiority.

Blake is a prime example of ultimate manliness because of his ability to be ultimately manly.

by Blake, yes... Blake March 14, 2009

Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above

Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.

by kkmay93 September 15, 2009

Ultimate Grab-Ass

A sport in which one yells "ULTIMATE GRAB-ASS," at which point everyone in the room (or immediate area) starts to grab someone else's ass, while protecting your own ass at the same time. Sometimes it is paired with "The Floor is Lava" for extra epicness.

Dude, remember playing Ultimate Grab-Ass last night?

Oh yeah, man. I rocked that game. My ass didn't get grabbed once.

by ezuck August 25, 2011

Nerd Neck Ultimate Virgin

A human with no life that often masturbates and plays fortnite.

This nerd neck ultimate virgin is gay.

by Fortnite 24/7 aka mr steal yo April 9, 2019

ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003